it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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