It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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