I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
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I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
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I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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