ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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