I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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