Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
even my farts smell like vagina
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
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Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
How external is "for external use only"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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