he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
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It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
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Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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