So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Randomize
