the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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