her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
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I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
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She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
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