Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
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I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
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I need you to use more vowels.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
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Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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