Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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