Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
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yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
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HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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