Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Reggie can tackle my bush.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
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i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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