i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
is that a dick in a sweater?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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