Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
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I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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