Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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