The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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