He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
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I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
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Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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