he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
either way he was missing a nipple.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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