Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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