I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
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There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
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Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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