is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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