8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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