Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Randomize
