She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
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you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
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I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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