The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
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it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
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GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
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