you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
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dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
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If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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