no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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