So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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