Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I would fuck him just for his dog
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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