this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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