Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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