none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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