OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
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Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
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I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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