Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
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Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
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he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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