Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
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Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
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I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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