there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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