Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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