Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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