would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
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