If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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