Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
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My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
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please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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