I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
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I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
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If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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