He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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