Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
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The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
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no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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