oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
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He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
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If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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