He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Randomize
