Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
It's just like the Real World with babies
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
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So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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