her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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