i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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