have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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