I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
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i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
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Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Are we still banned from the library?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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