you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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