Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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