ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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