I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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